I am very nice, which of course is great. I love being sub with dominant pervy top guys, and I love being vers with fems and tv/ts and younger smooth twink pretty boys too.

Education: I wasn't educated, I'm extremely thick, I point at aeroplanes and wonder what's going on. I do like words like irony though. The irony of that is that I don't know what it means.

Now you don't know if I'm clever or stupid do you?

Employer: Bastard

College/University: Borstal

Religion: Bung

Political Views: Politics are nice, I don't understand them

Favorite Quotes: Never ever bloody anything ever!! (Rick Mayall)

Books: I cannot read, for I am a moron

Movies: The Rubbish Film

Television: The toilet Show

Music: Ernest Snot and His Band Of Cunts

Games: Hide the mushroom

Favortie Sports: Snot wiping

Favorite Teams: The hand reaches up from the bowl and catches what he's done, it's his mother - she's alive!

Favorite Athletes: Colin Shit Stirrer

Interests: Yes, well, there you are you see

Activities: Where are the cunts?